It’s Wednesday again. The last Wednesday I have off for the summer–ugh. I’m not curled up in a ball, eating brownies, and whining about the end of summer. Really. Um…news. Time for some news.

I never knew there was a heavy metal knitting championship. This feels like information everyone should know. You’re welcome!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/heavy-metal-knitting-finland_n_5d27b8bae4b0060b11e9c9a1

Half a million people have signed up? Really?

https://news.sky.com/story/half-a-million-sign-up-to-raid-area-51-and-see-them-aliens-11762118

And in science news, the discovery of three planets. It is an amazing time to be alive.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/07/190729111328.htm

That’s it for this whiny teacher. See you back here in seven.