Welcome back to another Wednesday edition of the weekly news. Ignore the date on your computer–it is Wednesday. I promise. Um … all right, all right. It’s Thursday. I, um, forgot that yesterday was Wednesday. You can’t see it, but a blush has stretched from neck to forehead. 😉

I really don’t know what happened, but I’ll make it up to you with some great Thanksgiving-inspired news pieces. Sound good?

Fast, but gross. Who wants turkey that’s drenched with water? Yuck.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/carve-thanksgiving-water-jet_us_5836baf2e4b000af95ede6be?section=us_weird-news

The finished meal looks absolutely appetizing, doesn’t it? Not.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cook-thanksgiving-dinner-drone_us_58337225e4b099512f845797?section=us_weird-news

Last, but most assuredly not least, we should be thankful for science. Understanding our world is at the heart of improving it.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/21/science/thanksgiving-science.html?_r=0

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you here in the U.S. and abroad. I will definitely see you in six, instead of seven. Doh!