Welcome to a springy Wednesday! It’s bouncy and alive and carrying equal day and night into our lives. Sunlight, friends, sunlight. No flowers yet, but we’re close. I love spring. Can you tell? 🙂

Time for some news. Can’t have me getting all gushy and sappy now, right?

Up first, a big old facepalm. How drunk did he have to be to think this would work?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fake-homer-simpson-driver-license_us_5aaceecae4b0c33361b0b256

That one’s mine and that one. Oh, that one too. Mine. They are all mine.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/15/594003407/dozens-of-gold-bars-reportedly-fell-from-an-airplane-in-siberia

Lastly, the coolest science story I’ve read in a while. A black hole chomping on a star. Wow!

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/03/180319115845.htm 

That’ll do it for my Tiggery self. Time to boing away from the keyboard. See you in seven, folks. Boooiiinngg! 🙂