Hello all! Tis the season of eating and gobble gobbles. We’re eight days away from turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, pie, and …. My mouth is already salivating. I can’t stop thinking about the pie. Yum! Time to distract my mind from my stomach. News it is.
Drunk raccoons. *Giggle* Time to sleep it off in a cell, guys. *Giggle* Is one of them named Otis? *Big Dork Giggle*
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5bebdafce4b0783e0a1db81e
This next story only deserves two lines: That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5be45e73e4b0dbe871a84eca
Time for some science. This is so cool. Water dragged into earth’s interior via subduction in far greater quantities than previously thought. And yet, water is not missing from the oceans. Science digs to find answers and finds just as many questions. I love this!
https://www.livescience.com/64091-earth-is-eating-its-oceans.html
That’s all for me tonight, folks. When I see you again next week, I will only be one day away from eating. Come quickly. I’m hungry. 😉
kimlajevardi 
Someone was telling me yesterday about the guy who wanted to change his age. To be honest, he doesn’t really look 69. But if his goal is more Tinder hits, can he not just lie? I don’t think there’s much truth-telling on that site 🙂
I don’t think there’s much truth telling either. The update is he just lost his case. It’s what I expected, truly.
I saw a video on Facebook with drunk squirrels. I didn’t realize fermented fruit could do that to animals.
You’d think I would being a science teacher, but I had honestly never thought/heard about it.