Weekly News

Happy Hump Day! Tis Wednesday once again. Why the archaic language? Dunno. Just like I sometimes go down language rabbit holes, I’ve been known to occasionally affect an accent, even an archaic one. Random, I know. Tis what it tis, though.

Apparently, Florida now has zombies. The TV and movies never warned us about the fact they can only be contained by working electricity. They also never told us that our government knows where they are and has warnings set to release should their containment go awray. Guess what happens when there’s a power outage and the government loses their grip? WARNING: THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING.


If an agency begins their answer to your tweet with “Erm,” they are basically saying “you are a dumbass.” Just saying.


In science news, a possible vaccine for brain tumors. This has so much potential to change so many lives.


That’s all for today, folks. Now, apparently, I’m channeling Looney Tunes. Dunno. Oh well, see you here in seven.

About kimlajevardi

I am a forty-something-year-old writer. I'm currently drafting my second book. I've also written short stories, poems, and some non-fiction over the last several years. My interest in writing formed during countless hours with my nose tucked in books. I may have even been clutching a novel as I was born. :)
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6 Responses to Weekly News

  1. Crystal Collier says:

    A cure for brain tumors? I will totally take it. And LOL! Zombies. They were totally hacked.

  2. spunkonastick says:

    There are so many toxic fumes and chemicals coming out of a volcano that the marshmallow would be poison on a stick.

  3. Yes, only an idiot would try to roast marshmallows over lava.
    The zombie alert was great. Hat’s off to the hackers!

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