Weekly News

Posted on September 18, 2019 by kimlajevardi

Welcome back one and all! Did anyone else read that in a carnival-barkers voice? No? Hmm…well. I guess it’s time for the news.

The firefighters called to the blaze in this story will have the best story at any party for years. Wow!

https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673

The next headline should read: Pigeon Teaches Lawmaker About Irony. Hah.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jaime-andrade-pigeon-poop_n_5d7fa6e7e4b03b5fc8874045

Major advance in reversing some of the effects of aging. Holy science, Batman!

https://www.livescience.com/reverse-aging-biological-clock-drug.html

That’s it for tonight. See you back here in seven!

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About kimlajevardi

I am a forty-something-year-old writer. I'm currently drafting my second book. I've also written short stories, poems, and some non-fiction over the last several years. My interest in writing formed during countless hours with my nose tucked in books. I’m represented by Kristina Sutton Lennon at Focused Artists.
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4 Responses to Weekly News

  2. Alex J. Cavanaugh (@AlexJCavanaugh)'s avatar Alex J. Cavanaugh (@AlexJCavanaugh) says:
    September 18, 2019 at 7:42 PM

    Exploding bull semen. I have heard it all.

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