Welcome back one and all! Did anyone else read that in a carnival-barkers voice? No? Hmm…well. I guess it’s time for the news.
The firefighters called to the blaze in this story will have the best story at any party for years. Wow!
https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673
The next headline should read: Pigeon Teaches Lawmaker About Irony. Hah.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jaime-andrade-pigeon-poop_n_5d7fa6e7e4b03b5fc8874045
Major advance in reversing some of the effects of aging. Holy science, Batman!
https://www.livescience.com/reverse-aging-biological-clock-drug.html
That’s it for tonight. See you back here in seven!
kimlajevardi 
LOL – good for the pigeon.
That made me laugh.😂
Exploding bull semen. I have heard it all.
Right? 😂