Weekly News

Welcome back one and all! Did anyone else read that in a carnival-barkers voice? No? Hmm…well. I guess it’s time for the news.

The firefighters called to the blaze in this story will have the best story at any party for years. Wow!


The next headline should read: Pigeon Teaches Lawmaker About Irony. Hah.


Major advance in reversing some of the effects of aging. Holy science, Batman!


That’s it for tonight. See you back here in seven!

About kimlajevardi

I am a forty-something-year-old writer. I'm currently drafting my second book. I've also written short stories, poems, and some non-fiction over the last several years. My interest in writing formed during countless hours with my nose tucked in books. I may have even been clutching a novel as I was born. :)
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4 Responses to Weekly News

  1. Exploding bull semen. I have heard it all.

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